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David Sea's avatar

Teacher's true story. Classroom worksheet that said, "Helen Keller accomplished wonderful things despite being both deaf and blond."

Kathlyn's avatar

I got a true teacher story too. Student wrote out that insecticide was for “killing off incest”

Mike Hammer's avatar

I’ve heard cataracts being called Cadillacs and fibroids of the uterus as fireballs of Ucarus.

Andrew Hale's avatar

I‘ve heard people called true conifers in a certain subject.. (connoisseur must have been a bit long🙃)

celeste k.'s avatar

Thank YOU for your efforts and bravery in defending this Democracy. You know more than most citizens born here how precious our freedom is, and how easily it could evaporate.

I look forward to PMS (post maga syndrome) in America! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

Gigi's avatar

Yes!! The PMS that will be a celebration! CPMS? 🥳⭐️😇

Donna R's avatar

Spellcheck doesn’t understand how many times I do NOT mean “duck”!!!

June D'Amour's avatar

Being wounded by an IOU would have been even more unfortunate.

TCinLA's avatar

Been there/done that. :-)

Marilyn J Farrell's avatar

So very thankful for you, your brother and specially your father for bringing you both to us! May Democracy reign in US.

Linda Karmann's avatar

All the talk recently about AI (artificial intelligence). It is also the acronym for Artificial Insemination.

They are not readily interchangeable.

TCinLA's avatar

And so far, the artificial intelligence isn't as intelligent as the general stupidity.

Daphne Buckingham's avatar

Alexander Vindman.

You are a profile in courage:

a glowing beacon for every weary soul.

Hold strong the torch you bear,

for your dignity is light

to every flickering heart.

Bruce Wilkison's avatar

Well, if you DID have an IUD inserted (uhhh, somewhere...). you most likely WOULD be injured! Ouch...

Jane G.'s avatar

Relieved to know you don’t have an IUD or UTI, Alex. Whew. 🙃

DVox's avatar

Meal refused eveywhere? (DAD-ism lol)

Mim Eisenberg (NYer now in GA)'s avatar

As you said, "Truth matters." So do proofreaders.

TCinLA's avatar

Thanks. As it turned out, after I read that I realized I did need that laugh.

Joyce Marie Hand's avatar

Thank you for the laughter. We appreciate you! I am still working on getting my car repaired, so I am unable to pay at this time.

Laura Reich's avatar

Thankful for your service and truth!

Kathy M.'s avatar

Gave me a big laugh...as I'm still cleaning house like a crazy woman before company comes. So funny. Thank you, and Happy Thanksgiving.